You can pull out livers and lungs and throw them like rubbish from a handbag, just as long as you pull the old organ out and throw the new one in. Your success is measured in whether you can ‘complete’ the operation before the patient's blood loss gets so out of control that they kick the bucket. You’re meant to cause untold chaos as you accidentally pull an eyeball out of its socket while moving in an ambulance or liquify the insides of an alien with a deadly fidget spinner. Are you really meant to smash someone’s skull open with a phone receiver? Of course not, but it’s certainly quicker than using a buzzsaw.Īs you can probably imagine, there’s no clean or clinical way to perform these slapstick surgeries. It’s designed to be obtuse and unhelpful - that's part of the fun, after all. You’re just left with a patient ready to have their eyeballs pulled our or their brain replaced.
Surgeon simulator heart transplant how to#
There are no tutorials or helpful hints to urge you in the right direction, bar a few pointers on how to use the Joy-Con in the main menu.
Surgeon simulator heart transplant series#
This is Surgeon Simulator CPR in a bloody, self-contained nutshell it's a gore-soaked combination of unwieldy motion controls, sharp implements and a series of unfortunate patients too drugged to really put up much protest. Unfortunately, we’ve knocked the new heart on the floor, so we’ve popped in a nearby bottle of fizzy pop instead and casually flipped the rapidly perishing subject the bird with our gore-soaked fingers. We’ve smashed the poor patient’s ribcage open with a hammer and pulled their lungs right out their chest like fleshy luggage.
But what should be a routine procedure in the theatre turns into a bloodbath of Eli Roth-style proportions. This isn’t brain surgery after all (well, not yet, at least). Take the old ticker out, pop in the new one. It was meant to be a ‘simple’ heart transplant.
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